People joke about needing an extended warranty for their cars — I need one for my dog. Between the zoomies, the dramatic sighs, the mysterious sock thefts, and sudden bursts of energy, she’s a one-dog comedy show.
But with every wild moment comes twice as much love. Yes, she’s high maintenance. Yes, she requires treats, attention, and emotional support at random times. But she also gives loyalty and happiness that no warranty could ever cover.
So no — there’s no return policy, no replacement plan. Just a lifetime service agreement of love, laughter, and the occasional chewed shoe.
