Dog joke of the day!

We’ve all heard a good dad joke, but have you heard a dog joke lately? Here’s today’s classic:

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog! 🌭🐶

Sure, it’s a groaner — but come on, you smiled! Dogs are already comedy gold, but when you add puns into the mix, it’s game over. Whether it’s a golden retriever “retrieving” your snacks or a pug with “resting bark face,” the jokes practically write themselves.

Humor is a big part of why we love our pets. Their goofy antics, expressive faces, and unconditional love make them the best punchlines and the best companions.

Got a favorite dog joke? Drop it in the comments — we’re all ears!

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